How to destroy your laptop

Since I got into this competition, I might get a free laptop. So I was thinking about... what to do with the old one... Of course i decided to give it away, but before that I was thinking of ways to destroy it...

So, here are some of the stuff I thought:

1. Run Windows ME and search for Warez on the web.
   How long you think the operating system would be still running well? We would find out that way...
2. Go to a railway station, put the laptop on the rail and wait for the train.
   Of course you have to have your video camera with you to take that...  After the train, you must go to pick up the remains. Maybe something is left alive...
3. Go to a bar and check it's resistance to water and alcohol.
   However, if the laptop is still alive after that, don't destroy it, send it to me.
4. Fill it with explosives and make a hack, so when the laptop is powered... BOOM!
   Then give it away as a present to someone you don't really like.
   It will be cool to get your video camera here too... just don't be very close!
5. Use a rope, tie it to the back of your car (outside on the road) and start racing!
   Optional, you can also get a sign JUST MARRIED!
6. Go to the top floor of your building and throw it to the street.
   Bonus points if u kill a passenger.
7. Turn it on and put it in a microwave oven for 5 minutes, in the higher temp.
   Also, leave the wifi turned on and use another laptop to check then the link will die :p
8. Use acid!!! Slow death!!!
9. Give it to poor people. Then use explosives to kill both, the laptop and the poor people!
   If you are lucky, the prison will have wifi access points for your new laptop.
10. Put some wheels and use it as a skateboard. Then try to do some extreme stuff, like high jumps.